Twitter Updates for 2009-11-03

• You know, one day I will read enough Chinese to read these links…;-) That day is coming, my friend… #
• Survived 1st Melbourne Cup Day and the Racd That Stops the Nation. Next year: less post lunch tequila #melbournecup #
• Wife: "Did you honestly eat all your kids Halloween candy?"
  Me: "Can you repeat the question without the word 'honestly'?" (via @lukeinvan) #